This girl put up something about being single on valentines day. Is this my opportunity to shoot my cupids arrow and land her love for me?

Are you drunk?

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Put it in the butt!

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Shoot your cupid's arrow all over her chesticles.

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My Escort cost more than your Porsche.

So here we have three guys responding to a "need female advice" thread. Wait, you guys are dudes right?

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Is it a recent break-up? (probably easy for you to get her drunk and drop those panties)

if so how long were they together? (if it is you would be the rebound, so if you like her don't do it.)

If you really like her don't be a tool and try to fuck her in 2 days.

There you go from the Queen of ICS

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Hey. I'm Kass. When you're workin' on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you should have the right tools too. That's why you should use... MayPax. The official tampon of NASCAR.

Not sure if need advice about females, or from females?

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Either way, I think this is code for needing to know what do when he gets that "not so fresh" feeling.

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Ob wears girl pants......so that makes him an expert....




Kinda like the whole holiday inn express thing



I wouldn't take it fast......its just asking for it later on.....


Also see, DSM ownership and women don't mix well...

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making an educated suggestion based on past experiences and everything that everyone knows about females, shoot her a text or a message telling her that she's kinda fat but doable, you've had better but lucky for her you need to kill some time and also don't forget to include a few hints at the fact (or fiction) that you lead a busy life and hardly even have time to type the message your sending her. BOTTOM LINE, you have to make her feel like your completely disinterested but that if SHES lucky then she might get penciled in on your to do list. You succeed at this and you most likely won't be able to get her to leave you alone. Also there is the option of rape.....tears are the best lube! Good hunting my fellow man.

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Take it from Miles.

Take her out and hit like a door knob. Tap it, turn it and shut it outta your life. She's obviously fishing for date request so cast your line out. And by line, I mean penis.

And DO NOT play mr nice. It's v-day, shake up her world by treating her like shit on this special day. I bet money she feels so worthless by the end of the date, she's giving you an old fashioned on the way back to your place just for a shread of self validation.

On the face. Go for it!

I read it as "need advice in the area of females."

Of course, that said.... taking my advice would be terrible since i no longer give any fucks. I've got my female.

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My Escort cost more than your Porsche.

In that case....walk next to the ocean. No one will know.

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you guys are effed up in the head.....





and I can't stop 'ng

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Disagree. In my 14 years of dating... if you try to be the nice guy and not give her any dick she will end up getting it somewhere else and end up in a relationship with the guy who wasnt a pussy and gave her what she wanted. You girls want it just as bad as we do, so when the chemistry is right and the opportunity "opens up" you dive in. If she leaves you anyway... well you sucked.

Just dont make it all about the sex.. wine and dine her like you like her, then cap it off if she wants it.

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without a doubt. I've done it both ways and this guy is 100% right.